A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017
Get the Asteroidsmug. A classic arcade game that was made by Atari where you had to shoot asteroids off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.
by pablowisdom August 19, 2016
Get the Asteroidsmug. by flavourman April 4, 2009
Get the Asteroidsmug. Person 1:Bro I found some Asteroids!
Person 2: Wait what? You mean Steroids?
Person 1:Nah man! Asteroids!
Person 2: Wait what? You mean Steroids?
Person 1:Nah man! Asteroids!
by RobotSkeleton27 January 20, 2020
Get the Asteroidsmug. by Super Ditsydus July 7, 2010
Get the Asteroidmug. by John F. Tomlinson. March 28, 2003
Get the Asteroids.mug. Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.
by Whitebred April 3, 2004
Get the Asteroidmug.