The Deagle Demarco is a dangerous man who solely uses the Magnum Research Desert Eagle as his only weapon. A master in his craft, and gets loads of pussy. An alcoholic who always has drink on him. Very charismatic and is a member of The Big 3 and The Seven.
Guy #1 "yo bro did you hear about that bar fight between The Deagle Demarco and those other guys?"
Guy #2 "yeah bro it was crazy The Deagle Demarco beat all 6 of them then picked up a baddie from the bar and went home and cracked her"
Guy #1 "wow, The Deagle Demarco is so cool"
Guy #2 "yeah bro it was crazy The Deagle Demarco beat all 6 of them then picked up a baddie from the bar and went home and cracked her"
Guy #1 "wow, The Deagle Demarco is so cool"
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Get the sleep paralysis demon mug.A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
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You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.
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Get the Sleep Paralysis Demon mug.A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
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