Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011

Wannabe

Poser, follower, a charlatan of sorts. One who copies or immitates all or most of the aspects dealing with their idol. They may wish to have certain clothing, skills, vocabulary, etc., of their idols instead of their own. Most likely a wannabe is lacking in self confidence and is looking for guidance.

The wannabe frequently quoted popular phrases from his favorite rock star.

by BBeam November 20, 2003

You wanna go?

When someone says this, it means that they want to start a fight.

(Zach pushes John)John: What? You wanna go?

by Zach and Nick July 2, 2008

No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

Bag of wank

Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!

by marksladey November 3, 2006

X Called, they want their Y Back

This phrase is a derogatory saying that usually denounces someone's style in something. "X" is usually replaced with a time period whom the person's style reflects. "Y" is replaced with the item being made fun of or denounced.

Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...

Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...

Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back

by Some dude with a Guitar November 25, 2010

george wanker bush

The most self-righteous president the United States has ever seen. Known and hated for his stubborn disregard of the desires of the Congress and the common American. This DAMF has caused America to be hated world-wide, thanks a lot you god-damned hick, go back to Texas where you belong.

teacher: George Walker Bush is our 43rd president.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.

by icantwaitfortwothousandeight April 9, 2007