The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.
I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.
by WebMaster March 05, 2015
Seeing Madame Web and jacking off while watching, then finishing onto other members of the theatre. Eventually the theatre becomes covered in a thick, interconnected "Web".
Holy smokes! We're Webbing!
by SHADYHIPSTER February 13, 2024
Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
by Lolbrono January 17, 2023
by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014
The dark web is a part of the internet hidden to browsers like chrome and firefox, and need the onion browser to reach. (URLS have the site name, a string of letters, and a .onion domain)
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
by It's moon August 11, 2023
by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 05, 2023