Definitions by BlackOut

man web 

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.

Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.

man web by BlackOut March 14, 2012

scorchcake 

A word used to describe a female who is unsually hot (scorch) and also sweet (cake).

Ashley is a total scorchcake.

scorchcake by blackout August 3, 2006

Harlot of Babylon 

The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality

Jude is the Harlot of Babylon

Harlot of Babylon by blackout July 12, 2006

swagish 

means it is not good or rubbish.

this song is swagish.

swagish by Blackout January 25, 2005

Tally Torpedo 

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

Tally Torpedo by blackout September 5, 2004

cheesehorn

Someone who is so fucking cheesy and gay that you're sure their dick is made out of cheese.

John is such a fucking tree hugging, pansy, liberal cheesehorn.

cheesehorn by blackout May 17, 2004

zarb 

a mammoth-sized-woman, often found roaming the woods of Canada.

I didn't get any moose during my hunting trip in Ontario. I did, however, pick up a National Geographicesque Zarb.

zarb by blackout February 7, 2004