scorchcake

A word used to describe a female who is unsually hot (scorch) and also sweet (cake).

Ashley is a total scorchcake.

by blackout August 03, 2006

man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.

Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.

by BlackOut March 14, 2012

zarb

a mammoth-sized-woman, often found roaming the woods of Canada.

I didn't get any moose during my hunting trip in Ontario. I did, however, pick up a National Geographicesque Zarb.

by blackout February 07, 2004

ravid

A turban-wearing-nympho gypsy who migrated from Russia to the friendly confines of the Petach Tikvah Asylum.

A Ravid will both predict and supply your wildest fantasies through rain, sleet, or snow.

by blackout February 07, 2004

cheesehorn

Someone who is so fucking cheesy and gay that you're sure their dick is made out of cheese.

John is such a fucking tree hugging, pansy, liberal cheesehorn.

by blackout May 17, 2004

Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 05, 2004

inspire

Very Gay

I heard Tom masturbates while thinking of guys. How inspire of him.

by Blackout January 12, 2004