Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

Tempo

A curious boy who can put up a fight and still keep a good heart. No matter what condition he's in he will always put you first.

Tempo protected the girl even though he was very sick.

by lizard girl November 15, 2017

Temecula

A place consisting of nothing but desert, alcoholics you go to Wine Country every Sunday for brunch when they can barely afford their house payments, and kids who act like they're the shit when they're anything but. It's close enough to Hemet that the chance for crime is high, but any crime mostly consists of petty theft, someone turning off breakers on the sides of houses, or getting shanked in the Walmart parking lot. But don't worry, at least it's not Riverside. Dirt bikes that never get ridden are rampant as are the people that own them just because. 110,000 people live here, but only God knows why, and it's because of Him. Temecula sits smack-dab in the middle of the Californian Bible Belt, so get ready for born-again Christians, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses to be knocking on your door every damn day. Don't move here, there's nothing here.
See also: Compton wanna-bes

A. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."

by Leams2 September 28, 2019

Templar

The highest form of Catholicism, shalt ye be ready to die when come thy day. Dress as a Templar to show your holiness and ignore the sinners and Satanist.

"I am a Knight Templar, ready to die for Deus and destroy thy wicked'

by Yokchranko February 20, 2020

Bon Temps

A fictional town in the series True Blood, HBO, loosely based on the Sookie Stackhouse books. Located in the same state as New Orleans, Louisiana.

Bon Temps is a lovely town in Louisiana.

by davidswife&trubie February 27, 2011

Tempurpenis

A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.

RJ may have a big thick cock, but it is really a tempurpenis.

by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008

temerlan

A tall individual probably around 6'4" who originated from the USSR, and has many communist ties. He is smooth with the ladies but never quite gets any. Temerlan is a gentle giant but fails to preform on the court.

He talked to her all last night but didn't get any. He's such a temerlan.

by Kingjames1229 July 19, 2017