Tempurpenis
A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.
Tempurpenis by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008
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tempurpedic ass
A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass
Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
tempurpedic ass by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010
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The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
tempurpedic vagina by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011
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