Tempurpenis
A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.
Tempurpenis by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008
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tempurpedic ass
A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass
Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
tempurpedic ass by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010
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tempurpedic vagina
The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
tempurpedic vagina by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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