Tempurpenis

A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.

RJ may have a big thick cock, but it is really a tempurpenis.

by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008

tempurpedic ass

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass

Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag

by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010

tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011