Tempurpenis

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A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.

RJ may have a big thick cock, but it is really a tempurpenis.

Tempurpenis by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008

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tempurpedic ass

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass

Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag

tempurpedic ass by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010

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tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

tempurpedic vagina by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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