1 definition by Leams2
A place consisting of nothing but desert, alcoholics you go to Wine Country every Sunday for brunch when they can barely afford their house payments, and kids who act like they're the shit when they're anything but. It's close enough to Hemet that the chance for crime is high, but any crime mostly consists of petty theft, someone turning off breakers on the sides of houses, or getting shanked in the Walmart parking lot. But don't worry, at least it's not Riverside. Dirt bikes that never get ridden are rampant as are the people that own them just because. 110,000 people live here, but only God knows why, and it's because of Him. Temecula sits smack-dab in the middle of the Californian Bible Belt, so get ready for born-again Christians, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses to be knocking on your door every damn day. Don't move here, there's nothing here.
See also: Compton wanna-bes
See also: Compton wanna-bes
A. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."
by Leams2 September 29, 2019