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belch speak

forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.

belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)

-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
i told her i loved her in belch speak

i apologized to the principal in belch speak

belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
by michael foolsley January 18, 2011
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crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
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Speaker

When a person is receiving head from someone and their girlfriend or boyfriend calls them and to not get caught in the act they put them on speakerphone and carry on a normal conversation as if nothing is going on.
Jack: I was watching a movie with Jill and then she started to give me some brain and in the middle of it Sue, my girlfriend called.

Bob: What did you do?

Jack: I just put Sue on speakerphone and talked to her while Jill gave me the best brain ever.

Bob: Did she realize what was going on?

Jack: Nope not a thing. Speaker!

Bob: Hahaha, speaker!
by 0Unknown0 May 5, 2011
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Stop speaking like a liberal

Request for a definite answer. Stop beating around the bush. Get to the point.
Radio DJ: Who's hotter? Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek?

Caller:(trying not to be offensive to anyone)I don't know, they are both hot in their own way.

Radio DJ: Stop speaking like a liberal. Who's hotter?
by TokiD October 8, 2008
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Street Speak

Basically, slang for slang. A cool version of 1337 5p34k
Damn, that guy is droppin some fly street speak!
by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009
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The love that dare not speak its name

An archaic term for gay sex. To bust the booty. To punch the doughnut. The poke the poopies.
We caught Ebenezer and Zachariah performing the love that dare not speak its name, so they were banished from the town, never to return.
by Ward and June Cleaver October 2, 2004
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Leet Speak

The original online gaming language. It is pretty much the OGlanguage of gamin. U u53 07/-/3/2 13773/25 0/2 /\/U/\/\83/25 /=0/2 7/-/3 />14(3 0/= 13773/25.

A=4
B=8
C=(
D=/)
E=3
F=/=
G=(-,
H=/-/
I=
J=_/
K=/<
L=1
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=0
P=/>
Q=0_
R=/2
S=5
T=7
U=\_/
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=><
Y=';'
Z=2

This doesnt mean you have to use all those, most people chose to only use the one symbol 1337 letters.
0/\/\/=(-, 707411';' />\/\/3/) \_//2 455!!!!!111!~LEET SPEAK
by Su-Su January 10, 2006
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