clam shackled

the female equivalent of a "cock block".

I can't believe that girl just clam shackled me!

by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011

spackling

if u fart when u have a sweaty ass-crack your ring makes a spackling sound

i fucking spackling!

by lewi-p December 6, 2003

spackling

V. to spackle, to poo just a bit and let it rub ur undergarment (leaving a stain; skid mark) before letting it retreat back into the lower colon.

also

to bend over a sleeping partner and spread you but cheeks and let the poo poke out and rub (leaving a brown mark) on thier nose before leting it retreat into the lower colon.

man i needed to "drop the kids off" so bad last night i splaked on my girlfriends face!

ohh man i need to shit soo bad im spackling in my superman outfit!

by xXBaHZoRsXx May 30, 2009

Sparklecow

A sparklecow is a wonderful friend to a wonderful person.

named because sparkles are awesome and cows are awesome, but together WOW!

***Does not refer to Adam Lambert in anyway.

Edgar the Stick Buffalo is my sparklecow.

by AnonymouslyAwsome May 2, 2010

crop, snackle, pap

The ghetto form of Rice Krispies!

Man, my cereal i was eatin for breakfast went crop, snackle, pap! i was like WHAT?!

by Jakusia December 30, 2008

Spackledick

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.

I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.

by Yvresse June 18, 2011

Sparklebuck

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.

John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.

by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003