A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.
I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!
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The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.
Limitations :
1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)
When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Limitations :
1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)
When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B
S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)
* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B
S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)
* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
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A chub, or partially erect penis, that just won't quit. It is often on the verge of being painful and can happen at random times like at job interviews or when taking the SATs. Unfortunately, it's hard enough to be noticeable, but not hard enough to belt-tuck.
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I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.
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