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Procrastinating

Sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song when you're a week behind in chemistry.
My boyfriend: are you procrastinating?
Me: a aa aa aa eee eee eee ee ii iii iii iii oo ooo ooo ooo uu uuu uuu uuu
by Leems19 November 19, 2020
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Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"
"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022
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Procrastigaming

The art of skillfully avoiding real-life responsibilities by immersing oneself in gaming for extended periods.
"I had so much work to do, but I spent the whole weekend procrastigaming instead."
by NobleBrains March 30, 2023
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Executive Procrastination

1. An advanced form of procrastination wherein a specific task is avoided to complete another equally important task.

2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.
Some examples of 'Executive Procrastination' are:

Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.

Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.
by MazaBaza March 30, 2009
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relevant procrastination

Performing arguably "useful" searches in a store or on the internet when in fact you're just wasting time and goofing off.
Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".
by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010
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Reverse Procrastination

When one finishs a project long before the due date and then forgetting about the project completely.

Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.
I completed a project two months before the due date, but because of reverse procrastination, I forgot where I put it.
by fufulord December 18, 2014
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Work Procrastinating

Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.
Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.
by DictionaryWifi February 28, 2019
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