muff

A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.

"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."

by MooMan76 April 9, 2006

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

muffi

A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!

"Man, those muffi were delicious this morning!"

by Nich-o-Las April 2, 2008

muffet

All you can eat pussy.

If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.

by kitty 1280 July 8, 2014

Muff

Muffins of any sorts from Grandview Stauf’s Coffee Roasters.

“Hey tab, what kind of muff did that guy get?”
“Oh, Olivia it was a cappacino muff.”
“Cool.”

by Muffenthusiasts April 26, 2019

Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010

Muff

Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.

Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.

Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.

by Judder90 March 8, 2009