Midgolo

A fancy, kept man who is supported by an extremely, or unusually small person. They usually lurk around Little people reality show sets. This is as low as you could go in life. Below rock bottom.

“Man, those fools were fucked in the head.”

“Yup. A fine pair of Midgolos.”

Just when you thought you knew what a piece of shit was, the “Midgolo” redefines the genre...

by RUBIWAN May 6, 2019

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

Mongo

Sometimes referred to as Popcorn.

Let's go to the movie and get a drink and Mongo

by PawPawBob July 6, 2019

Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

MONGO

Not the banned word.

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo

by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019

Mongoinator

A mongoinator is a word originated from another word mongo which is short for mongoloid usually meaning someone who is disabled and widely used as an insult. Therefore a mongoinator is someone who acts extremely disabled, arrogant and sometimes aggressive

Brandon: “that was such a mongo move”
Ben: “you mean mongoloid?”
Brandon: “no I meant mongo and you’re a mongoinator”

by El DDDDDDDDD IABLO December 24, 2019

Mongolian

Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.

A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.

by Eastermister January 9, 2020