Definitions by Eastermister
Mongolian
Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.
A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.
Mongolian by Eastermister January 9, 2020
Alabama
The Football capital of the world. Alabama is a Southern State known for its University of Alabama and Auburn University. You’re either a Crimson Tide fan or an Aubie fan, you can’t like both! Alabama is constantly bombarded by typical Southern stereotypes when in fact it is actually a pretty nice state! Alabama also refers to University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
Alabama by Eastermister May 21, 2018
Tennessee
Tennessee is basically 3 states: West Tennessee, Middle Tennessee, and East Tennessee.
West Tennessee and Middle Tennessee are more culturally Southern, East Tennessee is culturally Appalachian. Tennessee is known for music! Unlike the popular belief, Tennessee isn’t just known for country music. Tennessee is also known for Americana, folk, alternatives, Soul, Blue, Rock and Roll, and Bluegrass! Nashville is more than just country music (especially East Nashville). Although Nashville is the buckle of the Bible Belt, it’s not all filled with bible-thumping folks. Biggest cities in Tennessee are: Memphis, Nashville, Clarksville, Murfreesboro, Chattanooga, Franklin, Jackson, Knoxville, and Johnson City. Tennessee’s State song is Rocky Top, and its nickname is the Volunteer State.
West Tennessee and Middle Tennessee are more culturally Southern, East Tennessee is culturally Appalachian. Tennessee is known for music! Unlike the popular belief, Tennessee isn’t just known for country music. Tennessee is also known for Americana, folk, alternatives, Soul, Blue, Rock and Roll, and Bluegrass! Nashville is more than just country music (especially East Nashville). Although Nashville is the buckle of the Bible Belt, it’s not all filled with bible-thumping folks. Biggest cities in Tennessee are: Memphis, Nashville, Clarksville, Murfreesboro, Chattanooga, Franklin, Jackson, Knoxville, and Johnson City. Tennessee’s State song is Rocky Top, and its nickname is the Volunteer State.
Person 1: I’m from Tennessee
Person 2: are you a fan of the Volunteers of UT Knoxville
Person 1: yes, and I’ll always be!
Person 2: are you a fan of the Volunteers of UT Knoxville
Person 1: yes, and I’ll always be!
Tennessee by Eastermister May 21, 2018
UCR
Stands for UC Riverside. Although it’s part of the UC System, its educationa quality is worst than majority of the universities in the UC system and outside of UC system. Let’s put it this way, if you got accepted to University of Kentucky in Lexington and UC Riverside, choose Kentucky! UC Riverside is ranked worst than University of Kentucky, University of Tennessee, University of Oklahoma, University of Kansas, West Virginia University, University of North Carolina, Alabama,...
UCR by Eastermister February 18, 2018
Lake Elsinore
Basically the Alabama of California, except it has way more Mexicans. It is known as the meth capital of the Inland Empire. Also, the lake here stinks. Legend said that there is a monster living in that lake, but the lake is so bad, highly doubt anything would live down there.
Lake Elsinore by Eastermister January 30, 2018
Johnson City
Home of the Buccaneers! It’s the biggest city in Tri-Cities of East Tennessee! This city attracts a lot of young people, and is mentioned a lot in country songs. It’s the best city in Tennessee. East Tennessee State University is located here.
Johnson City by Eastermister January 30, 2018