Tennessee

Tennessee is basically 3 states: West Tennessee, Middle Tennessee, and East Tennessee.
West Tennessee and Middle Tennessee are more culturally Southern, East Tennessee is culturally Appalachian. Tennessee is known for music! Unlike the popular belief, Tennessee isn’t just known for country music. Tennessee is also known for Americana, folk, alternatives, Soul, Blue, Rock and Roll, and Bluegrass! Nashville is more than just country music (especially East Nashville). Although Nashville is the buckle of the Bible Belt, it’s not all filled with bible-thumping folks. Biggest cities in Tennessee are: Memphis, Nashville, Clarksville, Murfreesboro, Chattanooga, Franklin, Jackson, Knoxville, and Johnson City. Tennessee’s State song is Rocky Top, and its nickname is the Volunteer State.

Person 1: I’m from Tennessee
Person 2: are you a fan of the Volunteers of UT Knoxville
Person 1: yes, and I’ll always be!

by Eastermister May 21, 2018

UCR

Stands for UC Riverside. Although it’s part of the UC System, its educationa quality is worst than majority of the universities in the UC system and outside of UC system. Let’s put it this way, if you got accepted to University of Kentucky in Lexington and UC Riverside, choose Kentucky! UC Riverside is ranked worst than University of Kentucky, University of Tennessee, University of Oklahoma, University of Kansas, West Virginia University, University of North Carolina, Alabama,...

UCR, even though its mascot is the highlanders, it’s more Hispanic/ Latino Thanh Scottish.

by Eastermister February 18, 2018

California

One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.

I love California, but it's too expensive!

by Eastermister September 1, 2016

Lake Elsinore

Basically the Alabama of California, except it has way more Mexicans. It is known as the meth capital of the Inland Empire. Also, the lake here stinks. Legend said that there is a monster living in that lake, but the lake is so bad, highly doubt anything would live down there.

1: Where are you from?
2: Lake Elsinore

1: where??

2: the less you know, the better off you will be.

by Eastermister January 30, 2018

Mongolian

Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.

A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.

by Eastermister January 9, 2020

Alabama

The Football capital of the world. Alabama is a Southern State known for its University of Alabama and Auburn University. You’re either a Crimson Tide fan or an Aubie fan, you can’t like both! Alabama is constantly bombarded by typical Southern stereotypes when in fact it is actually a pretty nice state! Alabama also refers to University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.

Person 1: I’m a Crimson Tide fan
Person 2: are you from Alabama
Person 1: heck yeah!

by Eastermister May 21, 2018

Johnson City

Home of the Buccaneers! It’s the biggest city in Tri-Cities of East Tennessee! This city attracts a lot of young people, and is mentioned a lot in country songs. It’s the best city in Tennessee. East Tennessee State University is located here.

Q: Where do you live?

A: Johnson City, TN
Q: cool!!

by Eastermister January 30, 2018