California

One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.
I love California, but it's too expensive!
by Eastermister February 24, 2016
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Alabama

The Football capital of the world. Alabama is a Southern State known for its University of Alabama and Auburn University. You’re either a Crimson Tide fan or an Aubie fan, you can’t like both! Alabama is constantly bombarded by typical Southern stereotypes when in fact it is actually a pretty nice state! Alabama also refers to University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
Person 1: I’m a Crimson Tide fan
Person 2: are you from Alabama
Person 1: heck yeah!
by Eastermister April 04, 2018
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UCR

Stands for UC Riverside. Although it’s part of the UC System, its educationa quality is worst than majority of the universities in the UC system and outside of UC system. Let’s put it this way, if you got accepted to University of Kentucky in Lexington and UC Riverside, choose Kentucky! UC Riverside is ranked worst than University of Kentucky, University of Tennessee, University of Oklahoma, University of Kansas, West Virginia University, University of North Carolina, Alabama,...
UCR, even though its mascot is the highlanders, it’s more Hispanic/ Latino Thanh Scottish.
by Eastermister February 19, 2018
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Missouri

Missourah if you're a local! Home of the the Gateway to the West. Northern Missourah is very Midwestern while Southern Missourah is very Southern.
Missouri is known as the Show Me State.
by Eastermister September 02, 2016
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Lake Elsinore

Basically the Alabama of California, except it has way more Mexicans. It is known as the meth capital of the Inland Empire. Also, the lake here stinks. Legend said that there is a monster living in that lake, but the lake is so bad, highly doubt anything would live down there.
1: Where are you from?
2: Lake Elsinore

1: where??

2: the less you know, the better off you will be.
by Eastermister January 30, 2018
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Johnson City

Home of the Buccaneers! It’s the biggest city in Tri-Cities of East Tennessee! This city attracts a lot of young people, and is mentioned a lot in country songs. It’s the best city in Tennessee. East Tennessee State University is located here.
Q: Where do you live?

A: Johnson City, TN
Q: cool!!
by Eastermister January 30, 2018
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Mongolian

Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.
A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.
by Eastermister January 09, 2020
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