Hobo Slide 

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).

Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!

Hobo Slide by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006

hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

hamboner by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

FB Hobo

A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.

Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.

Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?

Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.

FB Hobo by tr353r February 5, 2010

some one-legged hobo 

Everyone's scapegoat.

"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."

some one-legged hobo by Anonymous October 17, 2003

hobo-getter 

Slang term for any of the large "breaker bars" used in automotive repair shops.

"Dangit, this ratchet isn't long enough to take off this rusted bolt!"
"Here, use the hobo-getter."

hobo-getter by The Autoshop Kid March 3, 2004

hobo shopping 

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.

"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"

hobo shopping by Vashe December 9, 2008

Hobo-alicious 

Having the essence of a Bohemian or Vagrant.

1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!

2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.

Hobo-alicious by Kristen T-D June 27, 2007