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Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.
When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.
by Banana Horse December 29, 2010
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Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.
Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
by conflicttheband November 17, 2010
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Doorka

The first knock on your door when new neighbours are coming to introduce themselves. And you get immediate feeling that it is the right energy for your hood. It comes from English word door and Swedish orka (the energy and drive to do something).
Omg i had such a wonderful time! This new couple from upstairs is so nice, what a great doorka!
by WMC GREY January 30, 2023
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chocolate doorknob

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.
by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017
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Dublaney Doorknob

hey have you seen Dublaney Doorknob today?
Yeah bro shes one of a kind!
by nebula nebula May 16, 2019
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Fall On a Doorknob

When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse
Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"
by Mav72 November 29, 2022
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Dookoff

To masturbate, using one's own feces as a personal lubricant.
Jim: Man, I tried to dookoff last night but my turds were too dry.
John: You're a disgusting freak, Jim.
by gsc29 September 1, 2009
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