condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.

Man, using a condom is like you fuck it and it fucks your girlfriend!

by Syductive December 15, 2008

condom

It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.

The Pope doesn't want you to wear condoms. Isn't that rich? An elderly former Nazi who has never had sex wants to tell you how to have sex, and you are going to listen to him? Incredible, our species is doomed.

by the birds and trees March 1, 2008

condom

A balloon the shape of a penis

fun to poke people in the head with a condom

by THATGUY! September 22, 2005

Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.

I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.

by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011

Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

Concord

A city in Northern California with a population of 130,000. It is home to Six Flags Water World, The Sun Valley Mall, UC Hayward Ext, 4 public high schools, 2 private high schools, 2 continuation high schools, Buchanan Airfield and a large mexican population. its border sits right next to JFK University, and Diablo Valley Community College.

Were going shopping in Concord. Cool!

by anthony February 24, 2005

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004