Computer

A device where you can watch pornos

I want to watch some porn on my computer

by Jose espanolahahaha October 23, 2017

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.

Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

computer cat

the most retarded discord server on discord.com

person one: have you heard of the computer cat discord?
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!

by computercathater13 February 9, 2022

computer

i love you so much😍

i computer you

by kamaaina April 5, 2022

Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.

"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron

by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).

man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam

by Oompiie April 1, 2021