The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010
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by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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by Strumeister February 4, 2010
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by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
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