1 definition by Irish439
Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
by Irish439 February 5, 2010