UltraChewy's definitions

Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.

Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.

by UltraChewy February 4, 2010