hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

speed bump times by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

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Speed bump

What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body

You: shoot what was that we drove over

Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....

Speed bump by Missmoomoomoo July 7, 2019

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Hungarian Fist Bump

The act of two males, after urinating, bump the tips of their penis' (glans penis) together using the excess urine (dribble) as a lubricant.

Hey bro, lets head to the bathroom and keep this party going with a celebratory hungarian fist bump.

Hungarian Fist Bump by Buffalo King September 20, 2011

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speed bump

An interference during sexual intercourse

"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"
"OOOO,speed bump"
"Yeah"

speed bump by Adam Q. September 22, 2005

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