Definitions by Missmoomoomoo

Crying

Something you will do from ages 0-7 then believe you have grown out of it from 8-14 then realise you will spend the rest of your life crying daily

Rando : u look like you’ve been crying

You: haha yeah

Rando : BIG ooft their bro

You : large ooft bruh
Rando : no worries bro everything will be ok

Crying by Missmoomoomoo July 9, 2019

Speed bump 

What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body

You: shoot what was that we drove over

Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....

Speed bump by Missmoomoomoo July 7, 2019

Vegan 

Nicer word for can’t hunt can’t fish can’t mind own business

Vegan : I’ll order a salad

You : I’ll have the steak

Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan

Vegan by Missmoomoomoo July 6, 2019