Orphan Turd

A turd that is left behind after you flush the toilet.

Paul glanced back at the toilet to find a stubborn orphan turd still circling the bowl.

by Largetarget May 28, 2018

Perfume on a Turd

** See lipstick on a pig

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."

by desertcajun October 26, 2008

Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016

Poseidon's Trident

The name of a threesome that involves only men.

Grey, Mike, and Nathaniel meet up last night to perform poseidon's Trident.

by BackB0ne June 4, 2016

Turd Furgeson

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Turd Master

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

by aspAddict September 1, 2008

turd tag

Tiny balls of dried shit that cling to your anal hairs. Also known as 'Dingle Berries' or 'Ass Cabbage'.

Oh no, I've got another turd tag tangled up in my arse crack.

by the stoneman March 22, 2008