thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those

i just had a Thomas Hadley

by mista biggs March 27, 2011

toastcoital

adj. Hunger following crummy sex.

......................................................................................

Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?

You are one toastcoital romantic.

You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.

by gnostic1 October 28, 2012

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Thomas Mouass

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018