squanson

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.

Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.

by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.

by Los Angelina May 11, 2009

squad deep

Bringin ya whole crew

Ayo, got beef wit me nigga? Come ta ma hood squad deep.

Watch ya bac nigga, 5-0 comin in squad deep.

by Skario May 8, 2004

squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.

Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."

by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010

Squat head

A korean,vietnamese or any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. Many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, for random various child labor/pornography and what not things, use your imamgination.

I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.

by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

Square of Love

The inappropriate involvement of two students and two teachers each inexplicably tied together.

J: "Our square of love is spiraling out of control, C."
C: "But the square of love makes school sexy."

S: "This square of love is going to ruin my teaching career, K."
K: "I love being inappropriate with J and C!"

by J, C, S, K September 3, 2007

squat goblin

A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.

J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?

by squat golbin22-train June 16, 2007