Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.

Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.

by VTG September 2, 2012

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

Sloppy Supper

Getting your dick sucked while you're eating, then you throw your food at her when you cum

Dude 1: "Man, my kitchen is a fucking mess"
Dude 2: "What happened?"
Dude 1: "My wife was giving me a Sloppy Supper, and i know it was wrong, but i just had to throw my oatmeal at her"
Dude 2: "No worries bro. That's part of the Sloppy Supper!

by trILLuminati December 21, 2013

Sloppy Tuesday

two people who are both desperate as hell and easy that will do anything for sextual activity; ie making out, hj, bj, sex etc, but with out any long term commitment

Their relationship is a perfect sloppy Tuesday, they can fuck and not have to worry about their future.

by slippss July 8, 2014

Sloppy Tuba

Queefing in someones face while they lick your asshole.

Last night my boyfriend was feeling adventurous so I gave him a sloppy tuba.

by WuJulius May 19, 2015

sloppy fish

A stretch out pussy that is wet and smells

After I fucked her it was like a sloppy fish

by the mic dick May 23, 2015

Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015