Smettered

To be unattractive. Fugly.

That girl was cool asf, but she’s smettered.

by PookieBear420 March 17, 2021

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Scatterbrainia

Generally effected by short term loss of memory, general lack of focus, and multi dimensional thought distraction. This mild neuropathy is similar in nature to lack-of-focusitis, thoughtmeanderia, and mindgeletinia.

The young man lost track of his wallet due to an unrelenting case of scatterbrainia

by Harm_onix May 31, 2021

Smather

To spread a paste like substance using a flat shaped utensil/tool such as a trowel or spatula…or a pallet knife.

She asked for a smather of peanut butter on this graham cracker.

by S. Shaye June 19, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Shatter

One of the Decepticons under Megatrons command. Shatter is one of the most elite Decepticons picking on Starscream often. Sheknows Blitzwing and calls him Blitzy for short, she has a secret realationship with her partner Dropkick.

" Wow Shatter you were soclose to killing the Autobot bee127" says Dropkick with sceptical face.

by Steeljaws Steeljewel September 26, 2021

Scattere

An Italian word the means scatterbrained.
Pronounced Scatter-ray.

I am so Scattere today it isn't even funny, Becky.

by Jade DragonStone November 21, 2021