Simon

Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.

by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020

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He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!

You need a Simon as a best friend

by treewall November 21, 2021

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He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.

" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"

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Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.

by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021

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A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

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by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 01, 2024

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A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.

Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.

by INBOUNDLIVE April 09, 2021

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