Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007

Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.

"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"

by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008

Shatnav

How accurate one's aim is whilst on the shitter. Shatnavs do not work well in public toilets.

If you see skidmarks down the side of a toilet, the previous user's shatnav was poor.

by A black mann May 23, 2009

Shatoll

The highest part of a mound of shit which breaks the surface of the toilet water, thus forming a small brown island which is unsuitable for human habitation.

Dorothy had just finished her sit down visit and was about to flush the toilet when she discovered a shatoll in the toilet.

by Brighty Boy 91 February 25, 2011

Shatnukah

Actor William Shatner's birthday is March 22. Someone refered to this as 'Shatmas', a Christmas-like celebration of his birthday. But William was raised Jewish, thus celebrated Chanukah. Besides, eight days of Shatner is better than one, right?

Today is Captain Kirk's birthday; Happy Shatnukah!!

by thegrognard April 7, 2011

Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

by Chercules June 3, 2014

shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.

Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!

by That1dude614 September 4, 2017