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Shatnukah

Actor William Shatner's birthday is March 22. Someone refered to this as 'Shatmas', a Christmas-like celebration of his birthday. But William was raised Jewish, thus celebrated Chanukah. Besides, eight days of Shatner is better than one, right?
Today is Captain Kirk's birthday; Happy Shatnukah!!
by thegrognard April 7, 2011
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Shankaholic

Adjective
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements

A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.

In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.

Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.

It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.

Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"

Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"

"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"

Following quote taken from:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

Soap is a closet Shankaholic.

Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.

Totally.
by Phauxed September 21, 2009
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Shanuka

A solid lad that is dependable. Excels at one thing and one thing only, and never tries at anything. Often find this guy at a party or at your mum's house. Thinks he has a fashion sense, but fails to realise that he is a decade behind the others.
Wish I could get a Shanuka in our friendship circle.
by Jeffery the Poet July 30, 2019
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Shankaho

An exclamation made with the underlying intent of stabbing a skanky bitch.
"God I heard Courtney's going after your man"

"I will shankaho if I have to."
by Lucky12341234 December 27, 2011
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shanikah

A fun go lucky girl who really enjoys the movies and is a brunette she usually gos for nerdy guys and usually dates men named john
i saw shanikah at the movies making out with john
by jony mc dom June 10, 2011
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shanuka

A blowjob.

Eg. I just received the best Shanuka last night
Abbreviated: supernuka
I got shanukad in the bathroom
by Lsoshhd November 24, 2018
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Shanuka effect

When someone states that he has no clue of what he/she is doing, but accomplishes it with flying colours.
Derp: “He said he didn’t write a word for the exam paper, but it says he got an A+ in the results sheet”
Derper: “Wow he used the Shanuka effect on you.”
by nowty May 14, 2023
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