Adjective
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use
anything other than close range puncturing implements in a
game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the
target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of
team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they
will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many
guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing
people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that
guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on...
guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea.
Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are
good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit '
em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to
shank that
guy.
Totally.