An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.
'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'
'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'
'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'
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The sweetest most kind-hearted person you will ever meet. She loves animals and always puts others before herself. Gives money to homeless people and cries when she sees them. Crickett is very sympethetic toward others and is family oriented.
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Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
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Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.
He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.
He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.
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Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga
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by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010
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