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retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.
I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.
by Tedro357 March 28, 2009
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Retard

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You are a retard
by YouTube User January 13, 2020
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retardation

a word, often intertwined with bad names, such as elias
some kid at my school is named elias, such retardation
by /summon July 9, 2022
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Lyrical retardation

"get money like a groundhog"
straight Lyrical retardation
by johnsonboy69 January 5, 2011
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Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.
Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"
by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014
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retarded dragon

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.
I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.
by Daniel August 19, 2007
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