guacamole nigga penis

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guacamole nigga penis

Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

by sui_cide666 June 17, 2019

penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009

Small Penis Mobile

Hummer H2

restore your manhood

The Hummer H2 is the most popular small penis mobile

by Angelino August 14, 2007

penis nail

a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail.

Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysack.

by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004

poopy penis

during anal sex,this is when a guy's penis is covered in poop when he takes his penis out of the anus,and his penis smells of poop for a very long time.

your cousin gave me a poopy penis

by information boss May 17, 2010