Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.

Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?

by Telephony June 29, 2013

penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

Penilhawk

The pubic hair above the penis is cut into a landing strip and spiked into a mohawk.

I went to go down on him and his penilhawk was poking the shit out of my nose.

by truey January 21, 2009

penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

Pencilgasm

The quite queer noise you make when you drop your pencil.

Sandy dropped her pencil and had a pencilgasm that sounded like,"aaaHHooAH'

by Flinkidink August 25, 2010

pencilled in

Tentatively scheduled or tentatively planned. Sometimes used to give the appearance of wanting to meet when no such desire exists.

Ok John, I've got you pencilled in for two o'clock on Thursday unless something comes up.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007