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Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.
Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!
by Matt Lispen October 19, 2010
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Mossy Log

When a black male sticks his penis into someones anus and gets green poop on it... making it look like a Moss covered log
Mr Jones performed anal sex on his wife last night, he got a mossy log
by xSenor Bivinsx March 8, 2010
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skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.
-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?
by Timo W November 28, 2007
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Log Cabin

A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.
Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."
by Honesto abe February 19, 2011
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Logging Road

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack
Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...
by tdot44 June 23, 2010
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log blocker

Slang term for people who enjoy anal sex.
by NattyB April 16, 2008
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Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
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