limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017

Limplementation

Getting across the line in the last possible second, in the least convincing way.

Yet again, Malcolm's pulled off another splendid limplementation!

by the limplementor April 14, 2018

Limpdick

Your dick is limp

Kanye west had a limpdick

by Sirfucksalot666 July 24, 2018

limpdickositous

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

Limplip

A lousey pussy eater

That limplip needs some pussy eating lessons

by Staminiaman of oregon November 27, 2019

limpstick

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".

I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019