Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.

We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.

by Mark1071 June 9, 2024

Joost Klein

The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"

Justice for Joost Klein

by Communism Is Life June 29, 2024

Joost Klein war criminal charges

A word for comparison or smth (ambatukam)

Man, this song sucks. Joost Klein war criminal charges are better than this

by ambatron911 January 25, 2025

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

Jobstinent

Deliberately abstaining from emotional, psychological, or aspirational investment in one's job; choosing not to care, overperform, or tie personal identity to work.

After years of burnout, she became fully jobstinent-still employed. but soulfully checked out.

by TDub2112 April 28, 2025

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)

"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court

by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025