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Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob
"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"
by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017
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Jewish Cookie

When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.
by RubyDrill October 9, 2017
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jewish jew jews jew

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
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Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
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jelish

The process of taking part in sexual activities with either a single or multiple jellyfish and then also consuming the jellyfish afterwards. Jelishing usually results in extreme burns and stinging pains in the genital area, as well as inside the mouth from eating the flesh of the jellyfish. It can be extremely dangerous for one to jelish, as many species of jellyfish have stings that can result in death. It is therefore recommended to stick to weaker stinging jellyfish and avoid jelishing with jellyfish such as the Portuguese Man o' War or the box jellyfish.
"James just left hospital after a month of recovery after making the foolish decision to jelish some of the jellyfish down at the beach."
by Medusozoalover69 January 18, 2018
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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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