Speedy Gonebaldez

A middle aged or elderly man in a fancy sports car speeding around, often recklessly and dangerously, trying to recapture his youth.

"Hey, that old dude just cut me off! Stupid Speedy Gonebaldez!"

Girl 1: "Ooo, look at that hot car!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Oh wait, never mind - do you see that toupee flapping in the wind? It's just another Speedy Gonebaldez."

by AJ@UD September 24, 2009

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.

*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.

by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019

gone_fishinq

Well this is a man who is very cool. Because he is gone fishin and he is cool.

"gone_fishinq"

by JoeNuts69 July 7, 2021

Goober

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

Goober

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005