Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

flipped up

a less crass way of saying "fucked up"

I may vehemently disagree with just about everything the guy said, but to be assassinated just for speaking his mind? That's flipped up beyond repair!

by johnzilla1126 September 24, 2025

Flipperdipper

When someone is surprised, sick, happy, sad, angry, victorious, etc.

“Oh, Flipperdipper” said Sam as he was falling off a skyscraper.

by Anonymilbert October 28, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

CBS Flipped

To have a kill stolen, when it was CLEARLY, WITH OUT A DOUBT your down in Gears Of War Multiplayer

"i CBS flipped that kill"
"flipped!"

by RephlexionV3.3 June 21, 2007

Can Flipper

a dog that has no breed, a stray, a dog with no home. Can also be used to describe a homeless person or cat.

"Don't bring that can flipper inside my house

by Jester Cheetah December 23, 2009

Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.

Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.

by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012