johnzilla1126's definitions

Boof

to stick a drug or any illicit substance up your butt

"Whatever you do, don't try freebasing it..."
"free-what?"
"and never, ever inject it..."
"and how would we even..."
"and don't even think about boofing it, you little perverts!"
"Boof?"
"You know...when you stick it up your ar-"

by johnzilla1126 November 22, 2024

Bolshevik

1) The left-wing majority group of the Russian Social Democratic Workers' Party that adopted Lenin's theses on party organization in 1903.
2) a less-crass way of saying "bullshit"

Skipper: The hippies got ambushed!
Circus animals: (gasp in shock)
Gia: What? We have to help them!
Horse: But they lied to us!
Jonesy: Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?
Gia: They are our friends!
Jonesy: They're not even circus!
Vitaly: That's Bolshevik!!
Dogs: (Whimper in shame)
Skipper: I never thought I'd say this on American soil, but... the Russki's right!

-Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

by johnzilla1126 September 7, 2025

Kiss and tell

to publicly share details of private interactions, especially sexual relationships, in a book, article, or interview.

This isn't a kiss and tell book

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

you saved my bacon

You rescued me from danger or difficulty

"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"

"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

hearties

What pirates call shipmates or friends

Ahoy there, me hearties!

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Weezer'd

Similar to getting Rickrolled, but with the famous solo lick from "Buddy Holly"

You son-of-a-bitch! You weezer'd me!

by johnzilla1126 March 16, 2025