felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005

Feather Girl

A very non-intellectual and immature. Some one who believes they can fly and also is very cocky. Has a high chance of being bisexual. Has a ginormous huge craving for BBC. Likes to fuck horses and is married to one. Under everything there lies a big......

Sarah F is the first feather girl to come out of the stable/flock

by Mini Special K December 5, 2012

felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

feathers in a ruffle

To get one's feathers in a ruffle is to become aggravated or worked up over something.

Bill sucks at driving, but I didn't want to tell him, lest he would get his feathers in a ruffle.

by DweebTwirp September 27, 2008

feather nigga

a slang term for a natural american spirit cigarette, because of the picture on the pack of a black silhouette of an indian with a feather hat

yo man lemme get a feather nigga.
dude i have no idea what you just asked me for.
use your head man a 'feather, nigger.'
pfft fuck a leo.

by upliftmofo July 15, 2011