Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 05, 2009
the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009
by Funandgames August 14, 2017
A scene in films, books, or television in which several antagonists square off in an armed shootout, and in the process of killing one another, conveniently eliminate multiple threats to the protagonist.
Will Smith and Gene Hackman get away in Enemy of the State thanks to a classic deus ex machinegun where the mafia, the CIA, and the local police all kill one another, while it's a deus ex machinegun between rival drug factions that begins the narrative in No Country For Old Men.
by Ambivalent1 June 05, 2013
A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex September 02, 2016
your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”
by ghxstgxrl May 22, 2022