1) cool.
2) to have something on you or ready to use.
3) to knock someone out, punch them.
4) part of a skateboard.
5) cards.
6) dick.
2) to have something on you or ready to use.
3) to knock someone out, punch them.
4) part of a skateboard.
5) cards.
6) dick.
1) those new shoes are deck.
2) stacks on deck OR hands on deck
3) that faggot just got decked in the face.
5) deck of cards.
6) shut up, deck.
2) stacks on deck OR hands on deck
3) that faggot just got decked in the face.
5) deck of cards.
6) shut up, deck.
by mariawhtsgood October 4, 2007
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Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008
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by Emyjo Ed January 10, 2007
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by John Stigall November 17, 2006
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She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
by Rapture333 May 10, 2010
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by valere March 13, 2008
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"Yo Dogg, did you see Inspectah Deck light those two kids up who were making fun of Michael Carl!? He's the fucking man!"
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