CrumpleMcSrhumple

Describing a very helpful freaky and inspiring message that makes your mind melt every millisecond you stare at the message

Woah! That freaky post was such a CrumpleMcSrhumple!

by KnifanLuver May 26, 2024

Crumpopulus

For an object to be at a place with reason and abides the laws of physics

A rubber ball is crumpopulus

by Masked Master2 March 5, 2025

Crumpopulus

For an object, Christian placer thing to be At a place with reason and abides by the laws of physics.

The ball was crumpopulus

by Masked Master2 March 5, 2025

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Crump’n It

When you let your gf have sex with her ex, because she feels bad for him.

“Yea I heard she’s fuckin her ex with severe liver failure because she feels bad for him. And he just lets it happen. Crump’s really living up to his name and ‘Crump’n it Up’”

by J’on J’ons April 14, 2025

Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.

Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!

by Donnum June 6, 2025

Crumpsatuntical

The act of being a self-adsorbed and narcissistic.

I was very Crumpsatuntical on return of the webinar.

by turkeygobble September 18, 2025