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Crumpsatuntical

The act of being a self-adsorbed and narcissistic.

I was very Crumpsatuntical on return of the webinar.

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When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

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