Definitions by Donnum

Calgary Dog Sled

A pet play act and Canadian tradition. When in the middle of doggy you pull on your partners leash while you cum as if you pulling on the leash of a sled dog.

Partner 1: babe let’s try something new in the bed today

Partner 2: Let’s do the Calgary Dog Sled

Calgary Dog Sled by Donnum April 28, 2026

Crumpet Moment 

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.

Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!

Crumpet Moment by Donnum June 6, 2025