comatosisitiss

The disease of wanting to stalk and rape anyone with the name Haley.

Man, I couldn't help but follow Haley home last night..I had a bad case of comatosisitiss.

by thebee1010 September 9, 2010

coffake

When you dip your cake in your coffee, some pieces float to the bottom and when swallowing, you get a mouthful of a mixture of coffee and cake.

Wow! That was a nice bit of coffake I had!

by gadget king March 5, 2011

comaparative

(adj) The difference between two things, as perceived by someone who is deeply unconscious.

The last two meeting have been the same, in a comaparative sense.

by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011

comapare

(v) to determine the difference between two things, as perceived by someone who is deeply unconscious.

"Which Bieber album do you think is best?" "I couldn't comapare them."

by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011

comatoast

In a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is "toast". simply replace comatose with comatoast. This got started when a family member mispronounced "comatose" and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.

The patient is comatoast.

by Bunny Love June 27, 2012

Coma-Dream

Disagreeing with something stated due to beliefs of something better. "I'm calling coma-dream on that."

"All they would have had to do was to cut back to him in the car at the end of Breaking Bad." "I don't care that they didn't, I'm calling coma-dream. It's better that way."

by Johnny Jump-Up September 30, 2013

coffagus

v. Choking on coffee that goes down the wrong pipe.

I’m still recovering from the tiny drop of coffee that slipped into my lungs and played havoc on my esophagus. After coffagus, I was almost in a sarcophagus with Snuffleupagus.

by jbreddick April 29, 2014